Slightly Questionable Decisions

Anonymous asked: omg... I remember u from so long ago ur back!!

bruh I know I was just lurking for 10 years

Thanks theladyemdraws!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️I love it!!!!

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waluigipinball:

halfbakedidea:

What crazy national day falls on your birthday?

Really wishing I had been born 3 days earlier on Knife Day. Instead I get to celebrate Petroleum. Petroleum for everybody!!

naTIONAL FAILURES DAY

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sherlockpins:

UNMUTE THIS

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kathetia:

thepegosaurus:

The Trouble With Centaurs:  So you know how colts can run almost right away after they’re born, but babies can’t even hold their own heads up for a long time? Yeaaaaah….

i laughed so hard that i snorted and scared my pup

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marshmallow-luke:

zodiac—signs:

cancer, virgo, gemini, libra, leo, taurus

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kirk-out:

kirk-out:

bless this nation (once again)

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typical-pisces-chick:

wHAT THE FUCK

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crewnex:

worldfamousprofessor:

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

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ownly-lownly:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i also like how “lesbians” is huge and bolded, like that’s the worst thing up there.
Kill your children? Alright. That’s fixable. Make some more.
But becoming lesBIAN?? nO…. EVIL

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mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

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